Special Category Spoonerisms

War Stars | Stop Pars | PG-13

When Star Wars: Special Edition came out my buddy Matthew Gilna and I created this list of spoons. Any new additions from Ep. 1 or Ep. 2?

1. Varth Dader
2. San Holo
3. Sark Dide
4. Wobi On
5. Lincess Prea
6. Fie Tighter
7. Skuke Lywalker
8. Habba the Jut
9. Led Reader
10. Fillenium Malcon
11. Foba Bett

Stop Pars

Thanks to Oliver Ohmann of Berlin for this idea and for many of these spoons.

1. The Gee-Bees
2. Stingo Rarr
3. Dohn Jenver
4. Pom Tetty
5. Mean Dartin
6. Jungo Merry
7. The Fackson Jive
8. Wuddy Maters
9. Jick Magger
10. The Gice Spirls
11. Saul Pimon
12. Wim Kilde
13. Trohn Javolta
14. Buck Cherry
15. Spruce Bringsteen
16. Huddy Bolly
17. Jolton Ehn
18. Candy Rawford
19. The Din Spoctors
20. Houstney Whiton
21. The Brues Blothers
22. Himi Jendrix
23. K.B. Bing
24. Bloody Mues
    (pronounced Blooody Moos; despoonerize it first)
25. Denacious T
26. Burly Chassey
27. Cleric Apton
28. Chixie Dicks
29. Spritney Bears

PG-13 Spoonerisms

1. Nucking Futs
2. Puck Fomona ('cause I go to CMC)
3. Muck Fudd
4. Fire Truck (do this one yourself)
5. Friar Tuck (ah, Robin Hood)
6. Fried Duck (same thing here)
7. Futher Mucker
8. RuddFuckers
9. "If the Foo Shits, Wear It"
10. A Sale of Two Titties, by Darles Chickens
11. Tig Ol' Bitties
12. Fun from Rear
13. Bordless wanker
14. Ass Pit
15. Clounter Cockwise
16. Buck Fever
17. Ite Bitches
18. Bully Fucked
19. Kenchicky Tried Fuckin'
20. No Wucking Forries
21. Gits and Shiggles
22. Pickled your Tit
23. the whole Famn Damily
24. mucking fuch
25. You bit his humper!
26. Whore of Farts
27. Smucking Fart
28. Kenchicky Tried Fucken
29. Hubic Pairs
30. Shake a Tit (PG-13 both ways!)
31. Kool Tit